I've won drawings before, but I didn't even take this guy's company card thinking I wasn't going to win, but that he would most likely spam my email for the rest of my life.
So he told me I won, but to call him back when I figure out a time for the appointment. One piece of background info: He has odd hours of operation after 6pm weeknights, and on the weekends which adds to my skepticism that this is a 'too good to be true' prize (not really, but play along with me here). This leaves me to ponder a few options about my recent luck.
- This is all legitimate, and I am a lucky SOB who gets an awesome free rub down.
- There were many 'winners' of the drawing, and in order to get my massage, I have to sit through a seminar/sales pitch like those for timeshare vacations.
- There is fine print, like I have to pay for the oils and creams, or commit to a pay massage in the future.
- The massage business is a front for a prostitution/escort service.
- Not that I'm a homophobe, but the male masseuse is gay, and he turns creepy and horny while I'm all but naked.
Any other crazy scenario I might be missing? Did I hit the nail on the head or what? Ha! Now that my imagination is done running away from me, I'll be sure and post how it all turns out.
5 comments:
Well I know I would have imagined the same things for sure! Waiting for your feedback...
I don't get massages by guys. I'm no homophobe either, but just don't. Nice to meet someone also trying to BQ. Good luck!
it's not that at all ... just don't think about being probed by alien abductors ... just don't
Maybe he just works during the week?
I've had a few of those post-marathon massages and all those dudes are horny, beware!!! But congrats nonetheless!!
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